…Parts of Eden of the East’s seventh episode are funny because they’re talking about… johnnys. Like how Takigawa tells the evil lady how she’s never been truly loved by a man’s johnny and how she has a grudge against johnnys and how she doubts there’s a johnny that could give her love…
TAKIGAWA-PERSON SAVE OSUGI AND HIS PENIS, I MEAN, JOHNNY!…I’m not sure if it’d be funnier if they referred to them as penises or not. o_o

He Loves Me Not:
Why do I always feel like
the flower, cast away in frustration
with just one petal left hanging?
oh my god too much nostalgia right now
omg zoom was my favorite
they spoke that weird made up language and always did cool activities and shit wow :’)
Come on and Zoom, come on and zoom, come on and zoom, come on and zoom, come on and zoom zoom zoom-ah zoom!
…….I was actually humming this on the bus to school today.
I loved this show. I miss it now.
lol, i remember keiko and pablo
I hated listening to this every night at the science museum, but…with all the good memories it brings back of me being a retarded teenager i somehow have to love it.
So the other day I was wall-spying on Carly again. First i heard her cursing me out to dan, and then the next day i heard her tell him that “we’re done”.
except tonight we had a totally normal conversation in the bathrooom. I mean, it was a pretty general conversation—about class and homework basically, but… I dunno, i was under the impression we weren’t speaking to each other, since she was all braggy to dan the other night about how she “didn’t say a word” to me at our group meeting. *eyeroll*this isn’t weird at all… >.>
But hey. Fine. if she wants to pretend that everything is covered in whipped cream and cherries, then that’s great. I can do it too. But i’m not gonna be the one eating it.
yeah…there’s a “suck it bitch” metaphor in there somewhere… >.>
On a side note, she must think i’m so stupid!! I wonder if she’s chuckling to herself, like, “she probably has no idea why i’m not talking to her”
well, two can play that game.
ok, enough with the corny “bitch please” cliches. Honestly, I do miss having a ‘best bud’ to fool around with. It sucks that things turned out this way. I have no idea HOW they did, and I’m not trying to be immature when i say it’s mostly her, but it really is. I had no problem with her countless annoying habits or flaws before she had a problem with mine.
Still asking for a friend…help me out here universe, cuz I could really use it.
And now my insecurity is making talking to my other friends that much more awkward. I can’t even text Bumi without being all paranoidparrot over what i’m saying. i say “hey lets go drinking friday” just casually, and in my mind, he thinks i like him b/c suddenly i’m asking him out everywhere. >.>
and i know i’m writing this in a very comedic way, but that’s only because i just watched a ton of LEGENDARY HIMYM episodes and i have enough Barney running through my veins to power a monster truck. Because, you know…that made sense… —______—
ok seriously though. I have no idea what is going on with my social life right now. I am the living embodiment of sociallyawkwardpenguin and it’s killing me. Why can’t i just be cool?



